One of America’s greatest pastimes is taking other cultures and pretending like it is ours. And since today is #NationalTacoDay the right thing to do, as an true american, is to go buy a taco.
Taco Bell is one of the greatest american inventions of all time. “But Reed isn’t TBell Mexican food?” Ya so what? Taco Bell is american food, fact. If you disagree then you were probably exposed to lead paint as a child. That’s like going to McDonald’s in Singapore and acting like the salted egg yolks and rice is a normal thing us Americans eat at restaurants. Also, I have a hunch people in mexico aren’t sitting around the table at night eating home made crunchwrap supremes, or waking up and popping a few cinnabon delights with a sausage flatbread quesadilla. Wash it down with a baja blast? Not in mexico. All of that shit is American property.
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