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So after yesterday’s #NationalTacoDay I remembered something that has always pissed me off, why the hell is the cheese on the top. I thought it was common knowledge to put the cheese right on top of the beef so it could melt a little bit.
The fact that Taco Bell hasn’t addressed this issue for a few years is absolute ludicrous.
Kelly Ayotte, the most hip and groovy polititian around. Hitting batting practice in commercials and snapchatting about condoms. Basically what every young person wants from their candidate.
I’m so sick of polititians like Ayotte trying so hard so be current and with the times. I don’t want to speak for everyone but I know i like to see someone genuine. And I think that’s why a TON of college students liked Bernie Sanders. That, as well as the whole socialism thing. I’ve said over and over though that if Bernie had Hillary’s policies he would’ve been a shoe in for president. Bernie was a genuine dude, Kelyl Ayotte on th other hand could be the most honest and trustworth person ever, but when you come off as a phony and corny then it doesn’t even matter.
So shout out to Kelly’s social media team for coming up with this one, I’m sure it’s all the rage at UNH right now.
One of America’s greatest pastimes is taking other cultures and pretending like it is ours. And since today is #NationalTacoDay the right thing to do, as an true american, is to go buy a taco.
Taco Bell is one of the greatest american inventions of all time. “But Reed isn’t TBell Mexican food?” Ya so what? Taco Bell is american food, fact. If you disagree then you were probably exposed to lead paint as a child. That’s like going to McDonald’s in Singapore and acting like the salted egg yolks and rice is a normal thing us Americans eat at restaurants. Also, I have a hunch people in mexico aren’t sitting around the table at night eating home made crunchwrap supremes, or waking up and popping a few cinnabon delights with a sausage flatbread quesadilla. Wash it down with a baja blast? Not in mexico. All of that shit is American property.
Riggs’ – Charlotte Police Released Footage Of Keith Scott Shooting Over The Weekend
KFC – Snapchat Releases “Spectacles” – Glasses That Record 10 Seconds Of Video From A First Person POV
Pres – Check Out The Howitzer On Tom Brady!
Chaps – Life Lessons With Chaps
Clem – Proposing To Your Girlfriend And Then Giving Her The Puppy That She Always Wanted Is A Crazy Move
Kmarko – From Today’s Newsletter…”Have People Heard Of This Chat Roulette Thing?”
Nate – I’m Very Conflicted About Jon Favreau Making A New, LIVE ACTION Remake of The Lion King
Riggs – Obama’s First Overridden Veto Comes As Congress Pushes 9/11 Victim Bill
Caleb – The Rumors Are True, My Intern Hired An Intern
The boys are back with basically the best podcast of all time. Definitely give it a listen it’s pure fire.
So if you listen to Take Zone Radio you already know that I’ve been on an amazon binge. This was technically an ebay purchase but whatever.
So the real question here is when the hell do I wear these dumb ass shoes?? My first two thoughts were to either never wear them and be ashamed of this horrible purchase, or maybe at a party? I have no idea. I need your help.
Also if you are a sucker like me and want to buy them here is the link, only 30 bucks…
Your boy got a gig as campus viceroy for Bentley University. Basically what this means is I am responsible for the Barstool Bentley twitter account (@BarstoolBentley). So I’ll be posting smokeshows and pics/videos of stuff going around campus that can help expand the barstool brand. Also, Bentley students be on the lookout for some new snapchat filters on Saturday nights, it’s gonna be lit.
I also made this picture to accurately describe how important I am at barstool:
Yes I am below dirt as well as an unpaid intern named Glenny Balls. tbh I’m just happy to be in the picture (which I made). So if you know whats good for you go follow @BarstoolBentley on twitter, I should be taking over sometime in the next few days and I’ll have the account for 8 months as long as I don’t get fired.
P.S. This changes nothing for Take Zone, I just have more work to do that’s all. #GoReedGo
Follow along with this post as the debate goes on I’m gonna be updating it every commercial or so.
So I’m watching right now before the debate actually starts and some old fart just said that there is no clapping or booing for the live audience. That is a huge load of crap, there’s no way this audience can keep that up.
I have no idea what the context of this video is but I love it. THANKS A LOT BITCH
So Lester Holt just came out and he’s trying to not be nervous in front of 100 million people. How can they predict that many people will be watching? I fell like if the said 150 million were projected to watch the 150 million would end up watching.
Also the CNN people have mentioned that this is the first debate with a woman about 1451347 times as if we didn’t know she was a woman.
SO far it seems like Trump is actually taking it seriously and and did Hillary really just say “Trumped up trickle down” cringe city.
Also Trump sniffling is getting out of control, he could be giving exact instructions on how to make America great again.
THATS CALLED BUSINESS. boom roasted.
A great point by your boy Sean, Lester Holt could’ve said nothing so far and the debate would’ve gone the same way.
The first real debate was about taxes and regulations for businesses and Trump kinda squashed Hillary.
**Turns out there are no commercials so I’m glad I wasn’t waiting for then**
Then we moved on to the race debate and Trump managed to not say anything racist. Hillary had a couple really lame moments when she tried to be funny and it did not land at all.
Trumps sniffling is still bothering me.
The birth certificate question for Trump was a weird move by Lester, don’t really thin kit needed to be brought up, waste of time. The fact that there has been more talk about Obama’s certificate than her emails is bananaland.
Listening to Hillary talk about cyber security is funny.
Trump saying the cyber attacks could have been russia, china, or a 400 pound dude on his couch might be the highlight so far.
Important questions
Trump got a little bit shaky on the topic of the war in Iraq. Once he started talking about his “temperament” it got weird but then Hillary jumped in with her cringeworthy “OOO Ok” so awkward and so weird. It’s like she doesn’t know how to act when she is uncomfortable.
I didn’t expect Trump to bring up nuclear armamnets but the whole debate was a little bit boring until North Korea was brought up. It is true that some countries are supporting N Korea in some way and we should not be getting along with them.
Did Hillary just say women should get equal pay as men even if the woman do a worse job? Yes she did.
Overall the debate was below my expectations, solid C. I expected an A.
If you missed part 1 here you go.
So commenting on his instragram pic didn’t exactly work out, but I like to think that he saw it at least. It can’t all happen at once, first I have to plant the seed and then it has to grow. So let the growing begin.
I honestly can’t believe that I didn’t have his jersey to begin with. It was mainly because I wanted his jersey from when he was on the Vikings but apparently those don’t exist anymore. So I went to amazon to find a cheap one and here it it 35 bucks later. I think there’s a chance it’s a superbowl 5o edition but that’s fine as long as it says Webb 14 then I’m gucci.
I was a little bit hesitant at first to buy his jersey because I’m sure he doesn’t want to be friends with someone wearing his jersey, kinda weird. But at the end of the day this was the right move.
I’d give myself a solid D+ in terms of effort right now. Commenting on Instagram and buying a jersey is not even close to enough, I will be stepping it up soon.
So if you know me well or at least have played a game of Madden against me you know that my favorite NFL player is Joe Webb. He is one of the most dynamic players to ever step foot on the field. I started to pay attention to him when I was playing with the Vikings in Madden like 6 years ago, and Christian Ponder got injured. That was the best thing that could have ever happened. Joe Webb was the backup and I started to DOMINATE the game once he came in. The dude is quick. Like Mike Vick without the dog fighting. He ran for about a billion yards and the game ended on a 60 yard touchdown pass to Percy Harvin. Ever since then I jump on every opportunity to play with him.
So now that he is on the Panthers playing 22 different positions I am starting to realize that his career won’t last forever and I need to cherish every moment he has left.
My mission is to become friends with Joe Webb. Is it ridiculous that some kid from NH could become friends with an NFL megastar? Maybe. But I have to try.
Here is my first effort, I think I came on a little bit strong, but it’s a start.
Joe if you are reading this just follow me on twitter and we can hangout soon. xoxox @Reed_Grubbs
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